Friday, March 19, 2010

The Peace Piece

Hey, readers, remember this quote, circa January 25:
"Too busy scouring the web for an entryway piece (with hooks for coats and drawers or something for shoes) with DOORS. Let it be a challenge to you."

Well, I am here to tell you that you FAILED and I WON. I WON WON WON--for now (keep reading). I found a piece from IKEA with a shelf, full-length doors, a hanging bar for coats, and enough space for shoes. If you took the house tour a few days ago, you may recall the hideous collection of coat tree/shoes in the Piano Room. This one piece not only replaces that mess, but also hides the ugly cable boxes.

The catch? The piece is white. No can do in that room. So...I spent almost two weeks sanding, painting, repainting, repainting, assembling (thank goodness for Brad), touching up, reassembling, touching up...and here it is:

Before:

After:
Border detail:
Interior:

The "for now" part, however, might be indicative of just how long this $#%& piece is actually going to last in my house, since all it takes to scratch the paint is a sideways glance. But for now...I love it.

Now, to replace those boring knobs. Anthropologie, here I come!

Parking Lot

Last week, I walked in on this:





Personally, I cannot think of a better use for the mail slot.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

A Girlie Rant

A few weeks ago The Munchkin and I were visiting some friends at their home, which is one of my our favorite activities because it means instantaneous new toys. On this particular day, he fell in love with a pink cash register that functions like a real calculator, with a "scanner," fake food, and a microphone for making announcements. I'm sure he was thinking, "Buttons? A 'phone?' Another 'phone?' All in the same toy?! Hot dog!"

Brad and I are probably responsible for purchasing about one tenth of the boy's toys, and since we hadn't shopped in a while, we made plans to head to Target to track one down. I had asked my friend if that particular cash register was manufactured in any color besides pink, and she was uncertain. Of course, I was thinking that in our increasingly progressive world, where MANY toys now come in a gender-neutral red or even purple, our odds of finding a non-pink cash register were pretty good.

We plodded through the "make believe" section, and were assaulted by PINK! EVERYWHERE! The shopping carts? Pink. Pretend stove? Pink. Pretend refrigerator, microwave, oven, dish set? Pink, pink, pink, pink. And--you guessed it--a cash register...in pink.

Transcript of my thoughts (which may or may not have actually been muttered under my breath):

"What, so only GIRLS can play with pretend food? Only GIRLS can pretend to shop for food? Only GIRLS like to pretend to cook and clean and play with toys that have zillions of doors and buttons and COOL STUFF? Only GIRLS can work in grocery stores?! ONLY GIRLS CAN PLAY WITH PINK TOYS?!?!?!"

Oh, crap.

We are now the proud owners of a pretend cash register...in pink.


Thursday, March 11, 2010

Mi Casa, Su Casa

Stuff's happening here in The Garden. Rugs have been ordered, painters have been interviewed, paint samples are on the walls, furniture is mid-assembly...some of which is being painted...by me. Terrifying.

So, before the house gets it's gaw-geous makeover, here's the tour. We'll call it the "before," even though the "after" will technically take years. But I'll walk you through it again when the new paint is on the walls.

Enjoy!

Thursday, March 4, 2010

For the Baby Book: Word List (18 mos)

This may have to be the last installment in this series. It's getting hard to keep up! I'm still trying to keep the list exclusive to the words he's actually using in context, rather than just repeating.

3/4/10: 60!
basketball
paci ("pah-SEE")
car seat ("cah-SEE")
music
mama
block
go
bagel
doggie
baseball
football
come on
town (as in "The wheels on the bus...through the town.")
money
crocodile ("crock crock")
teeth
his name...which is pronounced, "Sah-SEE"
(and he can say all the names of the grandparents, but still can't accurately attach each name to each person without prompting, so I'm not sure it quite counts...yet!)

1/20/10:
sock
baby
shoe
okay
water
juice
milk
waffle
oopsy daisy
bath
milk
guys
two
bus
bubbles
TV (insert sheepish grin HERE)

12/4/09:
book
again
out
down
in
cup
kitty
brush
yeah

10/30/09:
up
truck
balloon
what's that?
cracker
this
Dada
bye bye
hi
ball
fire truck
choo choo
fish
yuck
Ollie
ouch

18 Months

(He does actually smile...a lot...and never for the camera.)

Weight: 27 lbs 13 oz (75th %ile--one year ago, he was in the 5th!)
Height: 33 in (75th %ile)
HC: 19 in (50th %ile)


Dear Munchkin (or can I call you, "Sa-SEE?),
I wish I could adequately describe to our readers how AWESOME you are. You have reached this remarkable age where you play so well independently, yet I find myself wanting to play with you, instead. Watching you acquire language is like being in a room filled with spontaneously igniting lightbulbs, especially since you've become such a copycat. You are tender and quick to warm to "strangers" (our friends), as they easily steal your heart by showing interest in your toys or making silly faces.

One of your favorite language-related games is pointing to pictures in your books over and over, with the insistence that we repeat the names of the objects: Elmo, The Count, Ernie, book, cupcake, balloon. And it cracks us up when The Count in your Sesame Street book finishes...er...counting, and you tag on his signature, "Ah, ah ah," at the end of the phrase. You are a lover of books: picture books, board books, even wordy Dr. Seuss books will keep you entertained. Did I mention that most of your book reading is independent? You are content to sit in your room and "read" while I shower or fold laundry in the next room. I often sneak in to find you showing pictures to your stuffed friends (lately the monkey and the blue/white doggie), and gathering them up into your lap for story time.

You've now been to your first official swimming "lesson" (or as Dada called it, "Swimming Suggestions"), where the "instructors" ("14 year old members of the local swim team") deemed you "advanced for your age." I guess most 18 month olds aren't too geeked about shoving their faces in the water to blow bubbles. Too bad for them!

You want to be best friends with Oliver, who doesn't always share your sentiments. But we love watching you grab his "baby" and play tug of war, and try to let him outside on the leash, shouting ,"Come on!" One of my favorite mornings recently was when you found Ollie's leash on the floor, and proceeded to dramatize a ten minute scene in which you attach the leash to your invisible dog and walk him around the living room, saying...well, who knows? I couldn't find my copy of Toddler to English that day.

You are obsessed with basketballs, footballs, baseballs ("BEE-baws"), or any other object that will fit through the toddler-sized basketball hoop in our basement. 85% of your Gymboree time is spent trying to collect more than one ball in your arms at a time, and dumping them in the hoop. And you tote around the strangest security objects on our outings: a block from your set (it must be the short, cylindrical one), a can of Playdoh, the pretend bottle of milk, Mama's lip stuff, the bottle of--ahem--baby powder (oh, how I live in fear of the day you learn to open these things!!!).

Even though you are the anti-cuddler, you share sweet times with me. When you were sick but woke up extra early, you snuggled into our bed and watched an entire episode of Sesame Street (which is how I knew you really weren't feeling well!), your head almost resting on my shoulder. You are the most physically attached to your Dada, rarely letting him leave your side on the weekends. You cry when he leaves the house to walk Oliver, and you shriek with delight upon his return. Ironically, given your general aversion to cuddling, you are tender and sweet toward strangers. For example, a little boy (whom you met just that day) fell down during Gymboree, so you went straight over to hug him and blow him a kiss. [insert melting heart, here]

You are as solid as a rock, little man. It's hard to remember the time we worried about your lack of weight gain. You eat like a horse, though you stick with the same thirteen foods: chicken nuggets, mini corn dogs, grapes, bananas, crackers, mac and cheese, yogurt, pasta, blueberries, cereal, waffles, bagels, and cantaloupe (note the lack of ONE. SINGLE. VEGETABLE on that list--you stinker). I can't wait to see what Dr. B has to say about your charts.

You are a light in my life, sweet boy. I wish I could take you around and show you off to every person I've ever met--but that would be weird. :o)

I love you,
Mama


Monday, March 1, 2010

March 1: Decision Day

"Dear {Human Resources Personnel},

"After a thoughtful and arduous decision making process, I have decided to resign my position as General Music Teacher for District %&. It is with a heavy heart that I leave this family of educators who were instrumental in shaping my formative teaching years. I will remain eternally grateful for the support and tutelage given to me by District %& administrators and staff, and the {town} area will remain near and dear to my heart.

"I thank you personally, {HR Personnel}, for handling this matter thoroughly from the beginning of my parental leave.

"Sincerely yours,
HHR"