Regular Coffee
Iced Tea
Coke
12-Pack of Corona
Bottle of Wine
Chocolate Bars
Chocolate Ice Cream
Chocolate Milk
Okay, just kidding. But I could.
Why? Because the Human Dairy Bar is officially "Closed for Season."
Tomorrow I'll be sad about it. But today? Today I'm having a Coke.
6 comments:
Have you seriously been drinking decaf all this time? Girl, you are nuts! I'm sure the munch is thankful though. :)
Marah
Poor Scooter. Gone is the place of utmost security for a guy.
mimi
Ok wait a sec. you haven't had any coke or chocolate? are you crazy? and weaning in 1 day? please tell me you have been tapering off... and just a warning, the shutting off of the valves made me a little cuckoo-kind of like PMS-cuckoo...so just beware!!!! enjoy your party.
Let's calm down ladies. It's just weaning, not WWIII. Yes, I have been drinking decaf coffee since before I got pregnant. Not a big deal for me--it's the taste I crave, not the caffeine. No, Kage, it's not the first time I've had Coke or chocolate (or beer or wine, for that matter), but I could have ALL THIS in ONE DAY if I wanted to! YAY! And of course I've been tapering off. We started the weaning process 6 wks ago. Today was the first day of absolutely no boobage at all.
LOL to Mimi. ;o)
Hooray! Because I had 2 kids so close together it was almost 4 years until I had a glass of wine. IT WAS FANTASTIC!
Congrats! (Best part - when I get sick not having to ask, "Can I really take this medicine? What are the side effects for my kid?")
Oh, yeah! Thanks, Jess! Please add the following to the menu:
Zyrtec D. Look out, kitties!
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