To Whom it Concerns

Dear Unit 13,

While I'm fully aware that most would consider it unacceptable that I should be outside, dressed in my North Face fleece, and FREEZING on this, the 30th day of August, it is equally unacceptable for you to display your "Autumn" wreath and "Boo" decor on this, the 30th day of August. Please remove at your earliest convenience, lest you continue to confuse Mother Nature.

With Gratitude,
Unit 9